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Once upon
a time, in a now long forgotten part of Europe called England, there lived a noble lord whose name was Eric, which may sound
like a rather silly name for a lord, but then Eric was a rather silly lord, who despite his grand castle and idyllic surroundings
had an unfulfilled ambition; that was to woo the equally silly damsel, whose name was Madelaine.
Madelaine's attributes were believed to be greater than any other maid's in the kingdom, for Madelaine
was the daughter of a wealthy and aged lord, and one day all his land would be hers. Thus it wasn't long before
a knight by the name of Sir Tom, armed with a copy of 'The Good Knight Guide' arrived at the castle gates determined
to win the fair Madelaine for himself.
Filmed
entirely on location at Hever Castle Written & directed by Charles Wallace A Moving Image Company production 25
minutes, colour. As reported in the Daily Mail of March 20th, clips from the film were pirated for inclusion in, and the promotion of, the
BBC programme ‘Crumpet’, broadcast on December 29th 2005. resulting in the BBC and its producers
being successfully sued in the High Court.
A NEW LIMITED EDITION DVD
'Just Eric' FEATURING THE SOLO WORK OF ERIC MORECAMBE INCLUDING 'The Passionate Pilgrim' IS SCHEDULED FOR
RELEASE IN EARLY 2010. TO REGISTER INTEREST IN PURCHASING THE DVD PLEASE EMAIL: customerservices@movingimageco.com making the subject of your email 'Just Eric'.
HOW The Passionate Pilgrim WAS MADE The writer/director – Charles Wallace – and Eric first worked together in late
1979 when Charles was making Betjeman’s Britain, the acclaimed musical dramatisation of poems by Sir John Betjeman for
Anglia Television (ITV Network). Someone was required to play a ‘funny uncle’ in ‘Indoor
Games Near Newbury’. Charles found that ‘names’ were attracted by the chance to do something
different. He had already got Peter Cook to play the golfer in ‘Seaside Golf’ and was therefore
not all that surprised when Eric agreed to play the ‘funny uncle’. What did surprise him was
when at the end of filming Eric said “Anything you ever want me to do Sunshine, just give me a call”.
For a director in his twenties to have gained the confidence of Britain’s biggest star was quite a break. The
problem was that at the start of the 80’s, British TV had turned the corner and begun its sad decline. The old guard
who had made it the envy of the world were being eased out by the asset stripping generation who knew how to market something,
but didn’t know how to make it in the first place. Their attempts to do anything new more often than not ended in disaster,
and they quickly reverted to the ‘play it safe with more of the same’ philosophy. As a result, they couldn’t
see beyond ‘Morecambe & Wise’ and didn’t want Eric to do anything that might distract from that golden
goose. Charles and Eric put together projects
ranging from Eric on ghosts, to Eric on the history of music hall. All were turned down. As
with The Full Monty – passed on by all British companies until Rupert Murdoch’s Twentieth Century Fox picked it
up - it was a foreign company who came to the rescue in the form of Paramount Pictures. They had seen Betjeman’s
Britain and invited Charles to make a cinema short version for them. And so almost a year to the day, Eric
Morecambe and Charles, along with Susannah York and Beryl Reid, were filming Late Flowering Love for Paramount.
Eric’s role – that of ‘Major Maxton-Weir’ - required only a day’s
filming, and as Eric departed he said “Same time next year sunshine?” Of course Charles agreed.
Late Flowering Love went
out with Spielberg’s Raiders of the Lost Ark and several other Paramount hits, and was described by the then
head of UIP (the world’s largest distributor) as the best short film they’d ever had. However
Charles’s optimism couldn’t have been more misplaced. Channel 4 had just started with the ITV
companies being financially responsible for it. This potential liability was the perfect excuse for ITV not to do anything
adventurous, and Channel 4 was only interested in feminism, homosexuality and racial minorities - Eric and Charles didn’t
really qualify! The British film industry was going into another of its endless love affairs with meaningful
period pieces that win awards but few bums on seats. What can now be seen as the beginning of the BBC’s terminal decline
had started, and in any event Eric was barred from doing anything for them under the terms of the Morecambe & Wise contract
with ITV. Nonetheless, with the confidence, or foolhardiness, of youth, Charles started putting together
their biggest and most ambitious project.
The Passionate
Pilgrim was designed to be a story in three parts, with each part set in a different era, and each story revolving around
successive generations of eccentric Lords in a castle (each Lord played by Eric Morecambe) and each trying to woo a damsel
while repelling the advances of a rival suitor. The idea was to join the three stories together into a
75 minute feature. To add to the period feel, the first story was to be shot largely as a silent movie
- with music, effects and the odd caption card telling the story. For
months Charles pitched the project far and wide but got absolutely nowhere. TV didn’t want to know for the above reasons,
and Eric & Ernie’s previous ventures into cinema had sadly not worked, so the film industry was perhaps understandably
hesitant. By the summer of 1982 Charles realised he was not going to be able to get backing to make the
project that year. Eric would have to be told. Charles put it off as long as possible and then made the
call. Eric answered: “Hello Sunshine, when are we filming?” Charles had
no answer. His carefully rehearsed explanation went out the window. He fumbled. “I was just calling
because I thought as I hadn’t been in touch you might have made other commitments.” “No
Sunshine, I’m looking forward to it. When do you want me?” Charles fumbled some more.
“I’ll work on dates and get back to you next week.” In a daze he put down the
phone. Short of Eric telling him to ‘go jump’ things couldn’t have worked out worse. There
was no way out, he couldn’t ring Eric back and tell him the situation, something was going to have to be filmed.
The money Charles had made from the success of Late
Flowering Love was rapidly running out, but there was sufficient left for a couple of days filming. That
would get things started and hopefully allow time to find the rest. And so one late October day in 1982
The Passionate Pilgrim started shooting at Hever Castle in Kent, with Eric Morecambe playing the ‘silly Lord’,
Tom Baker (then just out of Dr Who) the randy Knight, and Madeleine Smith the fair Damsel. Two sunny days
saw what was to be the first 15 minutes of the film in the can. All Charles had to do now was get the remaining
backing. Despite the press cover that the project had attracted, still no one was interested.
Thus almost a year later history repeated itself, only this time Eric called Charles “Hello
Sunshine, when are we shooting?” This time Charles was going to have to really bite the bullet.
He had already approached the major banks for funding, but their previous ventures into film had been ill-judged, so
now none was willing to invest in anything that wasn’t gilt edged. The ‘gilt edging’
took the form of a lien on Charles flat. The thus secured £10,000 overdraft gave Charles enough for
a further day’s filming. And so the following October saw Eric Morecambe and Tom Baker back at Hever
for what would have been the beginning of the second part of the story. The filming went well and attracted
more press attention, but alas no funding. The bank starting getting edgy. Charles sold
his flat, got a bigger mortgage and moved. However there were no funds left for further filming ventures,
something would have to be made from what had already been shot. The first 15 minutes were put together
and shown to the head of UIP who had been so complimentary about Late Flowering Love. Fortunately
he liked it, but said it had to run at least 22 minutes for them to take it as a short, and UIP weren’t then in the
business of advancing funds for the production of short films. He suggested Charles stretch it out, saying
‘you directors always want to make things run too fast’. Charles knew that the one thing you
couldn’t stretch was comedy, but with his financial back to the wall he had no choice. He revised
the story and augmented the music and effects with a narration that John LeMesurier fortunately loved and agreed to do. A
few months later, a 23 minute short titled The Passionate Pilgrim was completed. UIP licensed
UK cinema rights on behalf of MGM-UA and put it out with a James Bond movie and Wargames. Again it was a big success, being perhaps the only short film to be advertised along with
the feature that it accompanied. Eric’s one reservation was that it was a bit “Benny Hill-ish”.
Charles realised Eric was right. In his desperation to get out of his financial mess,
there were parts of the film he had let drift in that direction. Keen to make amends to Eric, Charles realised
that the original project could still be made. However even with the success of The Passionate Pilgrim,
no backing was forthcoming. Having pushed his financial luck once and got away with it, Charles was sufficiently
confident to try again.
Filming at
Hever was planned for 22nd May 1984. Tom Baker’s part had been completed the previous year, so it was just
a matter of doing the remaining scenes with Eric, a new damsel, and Beryl Reid who was this time playing the Lord’s
(Eric’s) mother. However a few days before the shoot, everything was not quite
in place. More worrying, the weather forecast was poor. Charles telephoned Eric to ask if he’d mind
postponing for 10 days. Eric was perhaps the most cooperative and understanding person Charles had ever
worked with, so he didn’t anticipate any problem. But on this occasion Eric hesitated “Do we
really have to Sunshine?” Slightly surprised, Charles explained the reasons. With further seeming
reluctance, Eric agreed to the postponement. Charles put the phone down. It hadn’t sounded like the normal Eric. Had
Charles inadvertently said something to upset him? The
following Sunday morning, Eric Morecambe left us for the great music hall in the sky. Did he have a premonition,
and not wanting to let everyone down been hesitant to agree the postponement? Others, including Eric’s
wife Joan, remember similar comments Eric made around the time. While the film was thus lost, Charles is
thankful that they didn’t go ahead as planned. It would have been a hard days filming. If it hadn’t
brought forward the fateful attack, there would have always been the thought that it contributed to it. For
there was no slowing Eric down. He always gave of his best, whether in front of the camera or off-screen, he was always Eric
Morecambe. Unlike so many less talented so called stars of today, Eric had come up the hard way and knew who he owed for his
success. He was never too busy to talk to a fan or sign an autograph, always cracking a joke at the same
time. With Eric it was a two way street, and fans of all ages seemed to sense it. His
attitude is perhaps best summed up by an occasion after a day’s filming at Hever Castle. They were
staying overnight at a hotel in Tunbridge Wells. In the restaurant, Eric was being plagued by fans seeking
autographs. Charles apologised for the constant interruptions saying “Would you like me to get rid of them?”
Eric wouldn’t hear of it. “Sunshine, without them, I’m nothing.” And so the original Passionate Pilgrim was never finished. There
were thoughts of trying to complete it with stand-ins, doubles etc, shot from behind; but no one could stand in for Eric Morecambe.
Any plans were finally thwarted when the film laboratories lost most of the remaining negative! After the cinema run was finished, the short film version was briefly released on video,
but never to broadcast TV. Bearing in mind Eric’s ‘Benny Hill-ish’ reservations, Charles
had hoped to at some time put together a revised version for TV. However without reference to Charles or
anyone representing Eric, the BBC broadcast pirated clips from the film in their programme ‘Crumpet – a Very British
Sex Symbol’ at the end of December 2005. Not only did they without permission show the pirated material
in the BBC2 programme, but seemingly recognising the uniqueness of the clips and Eric’s enduring popularity, they used
them to promote the programme, a programme that was a celebration of the Benny Hill style of risqué humour –
exactly what Eric did not wish to be associated with. As reported in the Daily Mail of March 20, 2006, the
BBC with their usual unjustified arrogance refused to admit that they did anything wrong or pay proper compensation for their
illegal act. Their attitude appeared to be ‘we’re the BBC, we can do what we like’.
Although all copies of the film bore the words ‘copyright Charles Wallace’, all agreements ever been entered
into for the use of the film e.g. by UIP and the video distributors, were made with Charles or his company, the BBC refused
to accept this. Despite admitting that no enquiry was made of Charles, his company, or Eric’s estate,
they claimed they made every effort to ascertain the owners of the film before broadcasting it on an “await claim”
basis. However when a claim was submitted, they didn’t want to pay it!
Enquiries made of BBC staff suggest that the BBC “do that all the time” i.e. use film without the owner’s
permission. As reported in the Daily Mail article, the ever increasing number of TV channels means that
the film’s owner may never find out, and thus the BBC get away without paying. It’s the equivalent
of shoplifting. The difference is that if a shoplifter gets caught, they are in trouble. If the BBC gets caught, they offer
to pay a minimal fee backed up by the weight of hundreds of in-house publicly funded lawyers. And of course the authorities,
who make much of prosecuting shoplifters and video pirates, won’t do a thing when it comes to the BBC. Perhaps
everyone should use the ‘await claim’ ploy with the BBC licence fee. In
2007 Charles successfully took the BBC and the producers of 'Crumpet' to the High Court in London where the falsity
of their statements was exposed.
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